Hey, my name is Sam. I'm nine years old. Let me give you some tips on life.
First of all, you need to know bathroom rules...If it's yellow, let it mellow...if it's brown then flush it down.
Second you need to know about girls...Well actually, they are too hard to figure out. First they like you, then they hate you, then they act like they like you again, and then once you think that they hate you they like you again. DRAMA!
Third you need to know about parents...don't beg for things from your parents. Negotiate, that's how I always get what I want, unless it's giant and big - -then you wait for your birthday or Christmas.
That's all for now, unless you need adivce. If you do, put in a comment and I'll be glad to help.
