Hey, my name is Sam. I'm nine years old. Let me give you some tips on life.
First of all, you need to know bathroom rules...If it's yellow, let it mellow...if it's brown then flush it down.
Second you need to know about girls...Well actually, they are too hard to figure out. First they like you, then they hate you, then they act like they like you again, and then once you think that they hate you they like you again. DRAMA!
Third you need to know about parents...don't beg for things from your parents. Negotiate, that's how I always get what I want, unless it's giant and big - -then you wait for your birthday or Christmas.
That's all for now, unless you need adivce. If you do, put in a comment and I'll be glad to help.
2 comments:
Sam I Am,
Since you are currently handing out advice for free, I figured I might as well ask you some questions...
1. I am going to get a pedicure tomorrow, should I get red or pink paint?
2. I hate the humidity in NC, if you have found any ways to cope with it let me know.
3. I have this really big problem where I fart whenever I walk into a room with a bunch of people. I think it's a nervous habit, but it's really embarrassing. What should I do???
Katiedid,
Since Sam refuses to answer let me help you with these issues:
1. Neither, because you always get coral, no matter what color advice you ask from people.
2. Get one of those pens that have a fan on them. It will keep you cool and dry, and you will be the bees knees with such a nifty pen.
3. You fart in rooms where people are, you fart in rooms where people aren't- this is no big news. I recommend getting a pet duck and constantly keep it with you, claim you've stepped on it.
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